Remembering Lynette

February 21, 1956 - December 22, 2009

A Christmas Tale

Overheard in the Therapy Room

Therapist (noticing the newspaper on the table): "What's going on with Tiger today?"

100 year old Female African American Patient: "I don't know, but if he's that rich, he can play with me anytime!"

Therapist: "Really. Is that so? What do you think about that whole situation?"

Patient: "Well, I wonder about these mixed marriages. A lot of women like that black meat.
I had it for 50 years and it was nice."

Laughter from the therapist.

Patient: "I might be 100, but I ain't dead down there yet!"